So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

  • Everyone: LOKI NO
  • Loki: LOKI YES
  • *later*
  • Loki: Okay yeah, Loki no.


Marvel Proudly Presents THOR

My name is Captain Marvel. I am an earthling and an Avenger. But today I stand as one of the settlers of Torfa, who claim this planet and its resources as they were freely given in the aftermath of the behemoth disaster. They are peaceful people, but I am a woman of war. If you move against them, you move against me. I am willing to die here today, for this cause. I have made my choice… Now you make yours.

comics meme: five female characters. (1/5): sif. “happily, i am neither human, nor a man.”

 kurt wagner
he said that my coming there had compromised them. it had become too dangerous. these people were no longer worth the risk. he was going to kill them. that was when it started. his callousness, his disregard. i snapped. i had the power. i had the ability. so i used it.


We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.


Read my file. I’m an ex-agent of s.h.i.e.l.d. I’m an ex-agent of hydra. Sweating me out isn’t going to work. I’ve been to this dance. The dance i’ve been to would give you nightmares.